This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin
Green Goon' Blinkers!
This monster is really furious and he's ready to pulverize anything in his view. These eyes are gonna get broken when this big guy comes a-knockin'. Run for banana runtz strain cover! Avoid at all costs the Behemoth! He's got a temper problem and he's not afraid to use it. Get outta here! before you get squished! Blinker High: Incredible Hul